The Bear Story

A long and complicated story used to cheer someone up, fill awkward silences or just make people laugh. (also an unbelieveable excuse)

The Bear Story- So, I was walking through the hall in the mall one day and there was this bear, just sitting there, eating a jar of honey. And I said, 'bear, what the crap are you doing?" and then, THE BEAR, said, 'I'm eatnig a jar of honey, what the crap are you doing?' So I said 'pfft. pfft. pfft. well I don't want to talk to you if you're going to be like that' so I go to walk away, all upset, and he sticks out his foot and I trip and tragically break my leg. And then a squirrel comes up and picks my pockets and runs away with my cash! And then a raccoon comes by and says 'Joey, you stink at lying' and I go 'pfft, my name's not Joey' and I get up to chase the squirrel and my leg is miraculously healed HALELUJAH! And then, an elephant walks by and I go 'you never saw a stranger sight.' And THAT'S why you never milk an ostrich.

by SweeneyToddIsEpic August 5, 2010

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Bear-Gas

To fabricate or invent a word to avoid humiliation.

A: Avatar 3D was well grood! You should see it.

B: Do you mean good? haha.

A: Umm no... grood means it was groovy and good...

B: That's Bear-Gas!

by Thomas 'Avatar' John May 31, 2010

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bear tail

some shit left in the ass cheeks because it was unsuccsesfuly "held in"

as i was playing games, i noticed that the room smelt like shit, i think imy brother has a bear tail, so i said, "dude, go spoon out that bear tail,"

by Ricky Brito May 28, 2008

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Ski Bear

The gayest type of low temperature pornography.

Ski Bear pwns!

by wolfenbarg October 3, 2008

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Pumpkin bear

Alpha male, hot boyfriend that is a sweetheart in the inside and strong on the outside. This leaves you with the perfect balance of feeling safe and adored.

I love you pumpkin bear!

by Bluntsj October 10, 2013

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