Skip to main content

story basket

When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)

The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"
by drinkarizonatea November 16, 2011
mugGet the story basket mug.

Twice Baked Clam

When a fart goes up your vagina. Like a secondhand pussy fart.
I can't sit back without fear of a twice baked clam.
by Saint Penisburg October 1, 2015
mugGet the Twice Baked Clam mug.
Related Words

meta-based

Meta-Based a word which combines the word Based with meta-irony. It thus reverses the natural meaning of Based, for further comedic or dramatic value. This word would be used to describe instances when one uses the word Based in a seemingly erroneous way.
“aye bro, fuck covid”
“based”
nah bro, everyone hates covid, that’s meta-based”
by nomenestdeus March 20, 2021
mugGet the meta-based mug.

cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.
This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.
by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015
mugGet the cock in a basket mug.

Based

Based
That’s based
by Donald Duckinson December 1, 2020
mugGet the Based mug.

Basket Weaver

A girl who is extremely enthusiastic about giving head.
Typically, the employment of both hands, one on shaft, the other on balls (the key to recognizing her enthusiasm), resembles the action of basket weaving.
"Dude, that girl monica is a TOTAL basket weaver!"
"Awesome!"
by Pristine Balls January 2, 2009
mugGet the Basket Weaver mug.

Basket of Deplorables

A group of bigoted Far Right wingers that congregated both on and off line in groups to support policies and ideas with bigoted undertones.
A Basket of Deplorables have the strong tendency to support Donald Trump as well as engage in acts of hostility and bigotry towards others online. Often harassing in groups those who call them out for their bigotry on twitter then playing the victim when people retaliate against them.
A Basket of Deplorables descended on a reporter's twitter account with hateful rhetoric after the reporter tweeted an article highlighting the issues surrounding Donald Trump
by Libertatis September 18, 2016
mugGet the Basket of Deplorables mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email