Awkwardacity

When a situation is exceedingly awkward - that neither awkward nor awks is suffient enough.

Boy: I hate pink houses
Girl: I live in a pink house
(boy appeals to the gods in absolute embarassment): OHH THE AWKWARDACITY

by Ackaaaar November 3, 2010

awkwardize

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

by Richard Howard May 13, 2005

Ackward

An incorrect way of saying Awkward. Most people will go along with it and not say anything, but eventually someone will point out that you have been saying it wrong your whole life.

--"Dude, that was so ackward"

--"Did you just say 'ackward'"

--"yeahh?"

--"uh, you say AWKward. Not, ACKward."

by AwkwardTurtle1115 January 26, 2011

awkwardtation

an awkward encounter with someone, confronting someone and it turns out to be really awkward

1-so i just went up to jimmy jew and wow..
2-awkwardtation?
1-for sure

by klepto-k April 2, 2010

Awkwardcasm

Very awkward sarcasm. This awkward sarcasm usually appears when it is very unnecessary. It is supposed to sound positive but everyone else knows you are being very awkward, sarcastic. People often mistake awkwardcasm for weirdness when in reality it is uniqueness. People who understand awkwardcasm can turn any bad, ugly, awkward, sarcastic situation into an even funnier, awkwarder situation that is still kind of funny in an inside-joke type of way.

People who are AWKWARDCASTIC are not afraid to admit that they are awkward and usually point out awkward situations immediately after they happen. They do this in such an awkward way that it creates another awkward situation in which the awkwardcastic person re-points out. Then an awkwardcastic ripple effect begins. The awkwardcastic ripple effect usually happens when a group of friends are stoned.

Meredith freaks out on her whole sorority for no reason.

Jessica sends out a mass text to the whole sorority saying, "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Meredith is mad, half of the sorority is like WTF, while everyone else says, "Lol Jess would"

This is an example of awkwardcasm

by Mrs. Awkwardcastic March 24, 2011

awkwardism

A condition in which a person identifies themselves as being awkward.

"Your friend is showing signs of awkwardism."

by R. Pieces June 16, 2016

imma awkwardly leave

when you're in a conversation where you don't know what to say or feel invisible, so you just kinda ~disappear~

"i'm invisible to this conversation. imma awkwardly leave."

by honeydose November 23, 2019