preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

Anu Lawrance

Female epitome of selflessness, kind, reliable, dependable, and hardly seeking accolades for their own accomplishments. Often taken for granted, they are infamous for shifting from nurturing caregivers to bitter termagants, once they reach their limits. (Spelled 'Lawrance', not 'Lawrence', otherwise they'll scratch your eyes right out. )

My mom works her ass off for my education. She is such an Anu Lawrance!

by Moodifier May 8, 2021

anu

survivor

“Hey look it’s Anu”
“Anu? She’s a survivor”

by bigcoatdaddy July 2, 2022

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022