the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
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Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.
My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret
by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022
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Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.
by Tina’s June 06, 2019
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator March 02, 2012
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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
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irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree
We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes
by Man U for life March 24, 2024
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Wind tunnel

When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.
by Princessskinwalker June 11, 2022
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