dog walk

To destroy a privileged, ugly blonde in an intellectual, and subsequently physical, discourse.

Tammi called the cops upon hearing someone smarter and prettier than her threatened to dog walk her.

by Fvck Tommy January 20, 2019

j walk

To cross the road without looking both ways. Usually 3rd to 4th graders do it cause they think its so cool. White people trying to be gangsta j walk too.

"Get off the road damn j walker!"

by Anita Tit July 30, 2006

Cowboy Walk

This style of walking which is taken on soon after ejaculation and a short journey to the bathroom to clean up is essential.

The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.

Jim: "Eek! Look away! I need to get to the bathroom!"

Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"

Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."

Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"

Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"

by Jimmehboi October 13, 2008

jacky walk

the act in which a young girl or boy flails their arms in a squid-like manner, while at the same time taking short, quick ape like steps. during this extensive period of low brain function, the speech of the "jacky walker" becomes high pitched and very very irritating. reasons for "jacky walking" are extreme metal issues, overdose on narcotics and the effect of being dropped on the head at birth.

Look at that girl with the Jacky walk i'm being pulled into her orbit.

by funkyrabbi January 6, 2010

International Crip Walk For Coochie Day

The day, October 7th, where you crip walk for the prized coochie.

I'm finna crip walk for that girls coochie, since its October 7th, International Crip Walk For Coochie Day.

by Crip Walk For Coochie Master October 7, 2019

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

Goom Walk

Its when you are under the influence of Magic Mushrooms and you go for a walk around outside, it is an orgasmic feeling, it takes away bad energy, and you tripp alot harder than you thought you were, if you arent expirienced with shrooms you should go on a goom walk with a tripp sitter, ENJOY!!! :)

I was goin on a goom walk and it made me realize how hard i was frying,how big the planet is,and for that moment in time forgot i existed, what time was,who people were, what existence was, and what i was doing, i was just floating through space and nothing felt real, it was one of the best feelings of my life.

by PatrickPeanut May 26, 2008