vaseal

verb, the action of an underwearless vagina sliding across a surface

The other night I wore my favorite dress and went without underwear; I definitely vasealed on the seat of the limo.

by alkels April 18, 2010

diparius vassell

Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.

Look!!! a diparius vassell lets get away from it, we may catch its mongishness.

by Matt Atkin May 9, 2005

dirty vasili

A dumb Greek usually in the army, preferably national guard. Three main hobbies include: memes, fallout 3, and underage women. Can not drive for shit.

That guys is a real dirty vasili

by Dpep2121 May 6, 2020

vashyna

A shy/timid vagina.
a girl who is to shy to show her vagina to anyone.

boy 1 - "cindy still wont show me her vagina."
boy 2 - "damn you two have been together for 3 years."
boy 1 - "yah she really has a vashyna, thats for shure."

by lord Cramerdillious October 23, 2007

VasMACtomy

n. impotence brought on by excessive hours of laptop use.

I worked from home the week of the eleventh and came out the other hand with a sperm count in the low twenties. I was going to have a vasectomy, but the VasMACtomy is much more affordable.

by Hymen Hertz October 13, 2011

Vasc

Vasc is short for vascular and is taken from the term "All Vasc" which is another way of saying "All Veined out"
Vasc means stupid, dumb, bailing, retarded, or simply stressed out.

That chick is all vasc.

Bro, this shit movie is all vasc.

Stop being all vasc and lets go hang out.

by UltraViolentClockwork April 20, 2018

Vasug

Vasug is a term for people who have the slowness in the brain of a Gargoyle

Wow, he's such a Vasug.

by m'sekllasJWWSLOWmac September 23, 2019