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turned

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.
Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.
by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008
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Turdface

It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
"Omg i just seen a turdface."

"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008
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Turnip Head

The awesome, lovable scarecrow in Howl's Moving Castle.
He is much better as a turnip than as a prince!
I was so annoyed when they turned Turnip Head into a prince at the end of the movie!
by CattheMagical January 19, 2014
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Gnarly Turn Around

The act of completing anal sex with haste in order to turn yo girl around and stick the remnents of your poo-covered wang into her mouth.
My girl used a dirty word during sex; in order to teach her a lesson, and instead of wasting soap, I gave her the gnarly turn around.
by peckerpeeper February 22, 2008
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half turn

the half turn is used in many situations. For one, its when your ina movie theatre or somewhere very quiet and someone behind you is making noise, you kind of halfway turn your head towards the, just so they know you hear them. another case is when you cut someone off driving and they honk angrily at you and you just kind of turn your head with a little smile to say "ya bitch" wothout actually saying it. even more offensive than the bird
"well after i gave him the half turn he shut his dick up"
by suckdickforcoke October 13, 2008
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nigger turned inside out

Tony is just a nigger turned inside out, you know Italian..
by murraybia December 12, 2015
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turner

"man that peson is slutty"

"like turner"

"yeah"
by notaturderrrruhj April 13, 2010
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