high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

trap trip

When you have to travel to go buy or sell drugs.

yo I've got a hookup an hour away. You want to come with me on a trap trip?

by Baconboy414 January 25, 2017

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

press a trip

To complain about something.

The chick get busy with all the homies...she's a how so there's nothing to press a trip about.

by Thready_Kruller October 6, 2018

Road Trip Rye

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.

"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"

by Shmaltz July 28, 2020

Skinny trip

When you run from your room to the bathroom naked post sex

L: “Have you got a towel I could use to cover up”
E: “Just skinny trip everyone’s asleep”

by Bigg Papi Chulo November 9, 2020