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Vanilla gorilla

The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?

Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla
by Ttess1 December 10, 2023
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Gorilla tag

A game that consists of 9 year old children screaming racial slurs at you.
Hey Billy I can you stop screaming because you lost a game of gorilla tag ?

Billy: Go kill yourself you ni**er
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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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GORILLA UGLY

Gorilla ugly, when you are so ugly and you don't recognize it.
Your girlfriend is so gorilla ugly, that when she looks at a gorilla at the zoo the gorilla thinks it's looking at its on reflection.
by manemo December 21, 2022
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Gorilla drill

A gorilla drill is when u tackle someone in fifa with a bad tackle
Example u chop someone down in the box in fifa for a pen u must shout get gorilla drilled
by Gorilla driller January 14, 2021
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Vanilla Gorilla

Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.
I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish
by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022
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Vanilla Gorilla

VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras
Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla
by Lillyofthetwackshack January 30, 2023
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