Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

-k
-k
-k
-k
-k...etc

by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Safe text

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

by LiberalArmyWife January 2, 2009

via text

when you text someone and they don't reply, but they post stuff on other sites such as twitter, most commonly. Because next to their tweet it reads, "via text".

B: heyyyyy! what're you up to?!

(no reply)

1 minute later

-via text @ihateyourguts: omg people need to stop

by mikeeed. March 16, 2010

Generation Text

After Generation X, there came Generation Next, Now we have upon us, GENERATION TEXT.
Todays up and comming youth, and its current focus on their cell phones' latest abilities. The most popular is the advent and application of Text Messaging. This generation appears to prefer texting over talking, or even personally interacting with their friends. This mindset has heavy influence on todays youth.

Generation Text is here and everwhere you look you see people typing away on their tiny keypads. At work, school, the park, driving(?!), etc. It is their boon of everyday life. Without their cell phone, people cant seem to function right, until it gets replaced. Which usally happens rather promplty after losing or breaking theirs.

by Dustin Camper April 16, 2007

text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.

by shann81 April 30, 2007

Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

text cussing

giving or receiving a txt that cannot be responeded to such as lol, haha, soo....., yea...., awesome

lol
Stop text cussing

by Chowblack June 12, 2008