Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

pe teacher

a peodophile who likes looking at 5 year olds during yoga

that pe teacher is looking at my cock

by gingers can die October 13, 2021

Hot science teacher

Ms strazzera

Ms strazzera is a hot science teacher

by Mak mak cheese July 21, 2021

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

Teacher

A human (yes, a human. As in, someone who eats, sleeps, drink, etc.) that gets bashed on if a student gets bad grades.

"I have an F in Science. Stupid teacher can't teach anything."
"Why don't you try actually paying attention in class?"

"Nah, that's too hard."

by JustTryingToSeeBothSides November 20, 2011

Teacher

evil living thing, designed to annoy students

thats my teacher *angry face* grrrrrrrr!

by Mr man ya'll April 12, 2008

teacher

One who enjoys the company of younger people who are far more clever that s/he is but don't yet know as much.

I taught my teacher a thing or two.

by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003