high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Trip Junkie

Someone constantly planning relatively short-duration (3-14 days) trips, fixates on the details of an upcoming or potential trip, relentlessly looks at future trip area via satellite and street view imagery.

My trip junkie coworker is on his computer google-earthing his next trip

by Slopefox October 17, 2022

Trips on the Reg

An adjective, used to describe a bad golfer.

Trips on the Reg is an abbreviation for making "Triple Bogies on the Regular".

Hey, you wanna invite Kevin to play golf with us this weekend?

Ugh. No way. That guy is trips on the reg, and I don't feel like looking for his ball all day

by jcafe13 November 27, 2011

trip to brazil

The act of seeing a beauty therapist to have ones pubic hair waxed

Oh god... i took a trip to brazil today and now my knickers are chaffing!

by butterkissesjen January 22, 2009

Trip monster

Someone who gives no fucks about tripping on shrooms and acid. They will take them any given chance and don’t give a fuck how it makes them feel because they purely enjoy it.

Someone: I’m nervous to take acid I’ve never done it before.
Someone: are you serious dude, that motherfucker jason is a Trip monster he’s never nervous

by Tripmonster420 July 7, 2022

Trip

The fattest fuck you’ll ever see, Butler Univeristy mascot, needs to get on the treadmill.

“Did you see that dog back there he was so fucking fat”

“Yes looked just like Trip holy fuck”

by inthecell123 October 7, 2019