high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

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if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

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Get the if she says she went on a business trip don't believe hermug.

Trip

If they say, that person is a real trip. That means ,
they really are something... like a pain in the ass... or difficult person...

Hey, that person is a real trip.

by anonymous February 21, 2023

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Get the Tripmug.

trap trip

When you have to travel to go buy or sell drugs.

yo I've got a hookup an hour away. You want to come with me on a trap trip?

by Baconboy414 January 25, 2017

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Road Trip Rye

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.

"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"

by Shmaltz July 28, 2020

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