high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Tripping and sucking a mans balls

When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good

Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic

by KooshBaloosh December 13, 2024

Trip

When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.

"Oh no! Bobby doesn't see the rock! He's gonna trip!"
"Lets go help him!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Drip Trip

A chocolate bar with a very high dose of psilocybin or LSD and THC. Meant to help meditate and heal your personal energy

I had a drip trip bar and got that see so much of my past in a new perspective

by Drippyworldtour December 21, 2022

Trip to Norman

Riding to Norman, OK to get an abortion.

I didn't pull out so now we are taking a trip to Norman.

by Billhed January 4, 2022

set tripping

When you mismatch the clothes brands that you are wearing, usually in a streetwear or sports setting.

"I always set trip when I play tennis -- maybe a Nike cap, Under Armour shirt, adidas shorts, but always K-Swiss shoes."

"Can you believe Bob is always set tripping when he plays his matches? He's good though, wins most of the time."

by AaWw101 November 2, 2021