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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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jess

slag, finds everyone’s bf fit, racist,homophobic SKET
jess only finds fat cunts fit or smackheads
by jsksjksbdjsksnvdjsk March 24, 2022
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Jesse

Flu-like symptoms.

A person who hugs somebody and they immediately show flu-like symptoms.

The person who always makes everybody sick.
"I saw Jesse and now I have flu-like symptoms"
"I have flu-like symptoms, so now I have Jesse"
"Is Jesse around? I have the flu"
by Dinomus.Prime April 12, 2022
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Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
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Jesse

A lovely, friendly, handsome person with a great smile. Someone who you can talk about everything in life and still manage to relate to. Great with gals and guys alike. Everyone needs a Jesse.
by koggies July 31, 2022
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Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper
by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012
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Jess

Jess is the type of girl who when you look at her it makes your whole day brighten up. See I her smile is like seeing the light and the end of a tunnel. She’s the most beautiful girl. Although she can be a bitch at times she is also very giving, and try’s to see the good in people. She wonders why the world revolves around food and love. But she wants both tremendously.....
1. Who’s that cutie

2. Jess.

1. Ah I understand
by Linda marsh September 25, 2018
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