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The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.
Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!
by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009
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toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
by Moniscandal August 11, 2010
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a rather tasteless joke

The only performing cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show in Rochester, New York. Not only do they perform while the film is running, they also feature many entertaining pre-show events and half nakid people. you can always find out more about this cast if you goto rochesterrocky.com
Everything I needed to know about a rather tasteless joke I found at rochesterrocky.com .
by James Bourne February 13, 2004
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tastey

1. cool, rad, sweet, phat, awesome

2. sexy
1 ~ The new club that just opened up is wicked tastey

2 ~ Damn! That boy is tastey!
by Jennifer Aquafresca March 7, 2004
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tastes like chicken

A coined homo term for sucking off little boys.
Terry's shirt "Tastes like Chicken" is an underlying reference to the fact that he is sexually attracted to the "younger crowd" (a.k.a. he likes little boys)
by J Hightower September 25, 2006
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Mexican Stomping Tasels

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
by NickwiththeTasels January 18, 2009
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Taite

You are being a fucking Taite. exp2: Her taite smells like fish.
by Tre6123 June 30, 2015
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