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spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.
"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008
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spraybomb

To conceal or obscure an original paintjob by the hasty and often sloppy use of spray paint. Most often used on stolen items such as bicycles, etc.
"Bob makes extra cash by stealing bikes from campus, giving them the spraybomb treatment, and selling them on craigslist"
by Juiceweez August 6, 2008
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Spray-on knowledge

Knowing virtually nothing about a subject, except maybe a few key points, and using this knowledge to make yourself sound like they know what you're talking about.

On the surface, you look really knowledgeable, but if anyone asks any questions or prompts for more, then it quickly becomes clear that you actually don't know anything.

Closely related to bullshitting

Commonly used by university students who haven't done any reading for the seminar in five minutes, so they quickly cram in a few facts so they don't look like an idiot when asked about it.
Jack: you done any research for the seminar later?

John: Nah, will wing-it. Will Wikipedia it later to get a bit of spray-on knowledge, that'll be enough.

Jack: bit risky, isn't it? What if you get asked about it?

John: Never underestimate the power of the spray-on.
by WarwickAlic-e February 26, 2010
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Sprayfest

Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....
"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."
by The Loveman December 12, 2009
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Spray My Beef

This means 'to ejaculate'.
'Beef' refering to the sperm.
by ENGLAND WOOP WOOP November 5, 2010
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stay on the cracker

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up
"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

stay
cracker
by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010
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Sarayphia

Overall: Funny, loves music, Smart, huggable, kissable, cute, nice, hate's to lose friends, watch out when angry, make friends easily, love's being around friends, beautiful, sweet, caring, and outgoing!
She look's like sarayphia.
by xmysteryx April 9, 2011
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