Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature

is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK

by inflow December 11, 2021

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.

Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references

by Salty_God May 20, 2024

bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Lemonade Stand

And he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

by ThatOnGui April 26, 2022

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023