Stand Up

When a person is so down bad for someone that they’re weak in the knees and have no strength to stand up on their own and move on.

Cassie needs to stand up. Ain’t no way I’d ruin my life for Nate Jacobs.

by Yamama1010 February 15, 2022

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stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.

If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".

by QuacksO May 7, 2025

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Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke

I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand

by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025

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Stand

A stand is when you awaken some shitty creature

is this my stand....

It is actually shit i wanted the world not silver chariot
FUCK

by inflow December 11, 2021

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standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

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One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

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