crap shoot

slim chance of occurance

Betting on the horses is a crap shoot

by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

shoot

Used to replace any positive descriptive word, usually used in a compliment. Used as an adjective, or a noun... or just by itself.

"Damn girl, you are the SHOOT."
"Shoot-shoot" (as hello)
"Lynnsey is the shootiest shoot in the club."
"Aw... this song is the shoot"

by JessCa April 16, 2007

north hollywood shoot out

shoot out between two crazy ass russians and almost the entire LAPD, last 46 minutes on 2/28/97(my 7th b-day)

the LAPD had to almost rob a gun store so to say to prevale but still did

dude: the 46 minutes movie sucks
man: dude its a documentary on the north hollywood shoot out
dude: whoa cool
man: what a day that was

by jizzle dizzle July 21, 2006

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

Crap Shoot

A crap shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. Besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.

"What are you doing friday?"

"I don't know. it's a crap shoot."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Scoot

Another word for semen originating from a small town called Perth situuated in the heart of Scotland.

Also used as an insult to somebody

"oh my god Dave just scooted all over me"

"oi you ya scoot! you better get lost before i scoot all over you.

by thommyd01 December 2, 2011