an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said
by HAIL CANADA December 28, 2004
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Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.
by Nichola32783287285324327 October 18, 2008
Get the Smarterchild mug.Smarterchild(SC):Hello. What's your name?
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
Me: My name is I'm going to rape you.
SC: Hello, I'm going to rape you.
Me: Why?
SC: Why what?
Me Why are you going to rape me?
Sc: I was going to rape you?
Me: Ok. Let's change subjects.
SC: OK. How is your life going.
Me: I died 3 weeks ago. I don't have a life.
Sc: Wow. That's sad.
Me: Just kidding!
SC: So, how old are you?
Me: 217.997767
Sc: Wow.
Me: Do you know the value of pi.
SC: Pi is not a word. I am smater than you. There is no such thing a pie.
me: Retard
by Boblosacheeseta Lareciprocal August 4, 2009
Get the SmarterChild mug.The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.
Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"
Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."
Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."
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Get the smartability mug.A: What if the Blackhawks will win by throwing deep overs and then when they go for a touchdown they will go for a run.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.
by milkweed123 August 3, 2016
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