hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

Dick smugglers

A Dick Smuggler is a Transgender male who is falsely presenting himself off as a real Woman to straight intoxicated males in hopes of pursuing sexual activities with his intoxicated target without being caught. Doing things like performing oral sex or anal Activities in dark or shaded rooms. With Heavily intoxicated Men.

Man I just found out last night after leaving the bar drunk asf I ended up going back to the Telly with some Dick Smugglers bruh!! They smuggled dick into my car then into my room and I didn’t even peep it bruh I’m done drinking on GOD!!

by LewDGreat January 5, 2021

Minnesota Snuggle

It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.

This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.

by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021

Sauna Snuggle

When it's too hot to cuddle but you do it anyway

My Gf took one for the team it was a helluva sauna snuggle

by małpa July 14, 2021

doogle snuggle

it’s amazing

doogle snuggle is awesome

by Ezerarararara November 21, 2021

sandwich-snuggle

Kind of like a group hug, but where da three people form a line instead of a triangle, wif da "special person" --- i.e., da one who's actually being given da cuddly two-person squeezie --- in da middle.

Two nice guys' giving a pretty girl a sandwich-snuggle is super-fun for all three people; just remember dat it always has two separate parts to it --- da gal first faces one of her beaming mushy-hearted gentleman-friends for a face-to-face hug while da other dude cuddles up against her from behind; she then turns around and smilingly embraces da other fellow while da first one takes a turn at nestling up to her back. Dat way, both of her swains gets a turn at both hugging her "front on" and spooning wif her.

by QuacksO January 4, 2022

Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022