slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.

“Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
“Trey Lance otb.”

by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022

Slinkin

When you have a massive penis also known as a Slinkard,slink or slinky and engage in sexual intercourse with a female

Yeah bro I gave edna one hell of a slinkin last Tuesday

by Wade edwards April 30, 2022

Slinkalongen

The act of slicing your foreskin and stretching over a thorn branch and having sex with it

Here andy remember the other night when i slinkalongen that thorn bush

by Dave the pikey May 1, 2022

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Slinko

A insult, most often used as a slur towards POC/minorities by Southern White Girls

"Walter is such a stupid slinko." -Onisama

by God5505 October 25, 2022