Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

stakadukes

a thot

hey ur dad is a clapped nonce and ur mum is a stakadukes

by 2saucy June 9, 2018

Steaktard

Someone who believes they can BBQ the perfect steak... But can't.

Matt bought a $3,000 BBQ then wouldn't shut up about how good he was at cooking steak.

He finally BBQ some aged steaks for us...
It was ok. Sure. But he was still a steaktard.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

staki

A term given to an individual who is essentially 6’3 on the outside.
But a loli on the inside.

Look that person over there, such a staki

by Juststaki March 31, 2019

setafire

To set a passion in somebody for someone or something usually a passion for Jesus !

Jesus setafire in my soul for more of you!

by MammaBear April 27, 2019

Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.

Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*

by Prill. May 2, 2019