Opp season

A time/Season of year where sliding on your opps at any time is permissible.

“damn u aboutta rob him , he’s w his daughter bro”

“ion care it’s opp season 🤣”

by swoozo October 12, 2022

Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Honda season

a type of season when all local official Honda gang members meet up and go crazy.

Dam its dam near Honda season time to start boosting my Honda down the streets.

by Honda king May 7, 2019

Indian Curry Seasoning

This is a traditional Indian seasoning found in most Indian street foods and 'delicacies'. This seasoning is a category of many components. One being a thickened goop made by suspending ones greasy testicles in a bowl of lukewarm water and corn starch in order to transfer the penile oils. Another frequently used seasoning is one that is produced seasonally by mixing dandruff and fine salt. Additionally, Indians will keep jars of expired semen collected through Indian flicker gooning. Lastly, Indians will almost always cook using used bath water. These seasonings are often used in and on top of meals.

Most smelly Indians use Indian Curry Seasoning in their street food to save costs when selling to tourists.

by Bread Butterer February 4, 2025

Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression”

by august rain June 5, 2022

Season 5ed

The act of getting spray and prayed/sprayed to fuck.

Tom: The fuck? He just sprayed me!
Jeff: You just got Season 5ed.

by kellis7 August 28, 2018

porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck May 31, 2018