Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 19, 2011

Stair-Patrol

When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty

"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."

by YESSIRR!! August 7, 2013

stair race

Stair raced, or Stair racing-whenever someone is at the bottom of a stairway and they have to turn the lights off, so they run up the stairs after flicking the switch.

"Since you are afraid of the dark, did you ever STAIR RACE before?"
Pass Tense-"I'm out of breath because I STAIR RACED"

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

Stairness

A person's ability to climb a large amount of stairs at a quick pace.

Honey Bear has a respectable level of stairness. He can do the Kerry Park stairs 6 times without stopping.

by Sheila Jules February 25, 2015

Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015

stairfluff

Stairfluff means the exact same as 'fair enough' but it's cooler.

Andy: I got laid last night
Max: stairfluff

by FukinPikachu August 24, 2016

staisian

A steezy ass asian

Dude you see that staisian do that steezy ass tre flip

by SkaterGabe June 15, 2016