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stairsurf 

v. 1. To surf down a flight of stairs, usually accomplished with a mattress. 2. The act of being pushed down a flight of stairs by an angry husband, who just so happens to be a pro hockey player. 3. The act of having sex with someone who has been pushed down the stairs. adj. 1. A woman who has been pushed down the stairs by her ex-husband (stairsurfer).
I hear Tom went stairsurfing with Peter's ex last night.
stairsurf by J-Arnz June 25, 2008
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StairStrike 

When a person falls down the stairs just like the popular indie RPG omori.
bro mari got totally StairStriked :skull:
StairStrike by inu-Sak June 12, 2023
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Stairstrucken 

Not to be confused with Starstrucken, Stairstrucken is the meaning of when you fall down the stairs and like it.
Person 1: Dude, I got Stairstrucken yesterday, it was the BEST!
Person 2: Okay, did anything else happen?
Person 1: yeah i broke all of my bones
*the camera then pans to him covered in bandages*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026