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Choofing at top speed in the ass 

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.
Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”
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In need of speed 

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.
It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.
In need of speed by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022

SEC Speed 

The crystal meth cooked up by Southern Hill-Billies who bang their sisters in their jorts.
SEC Fan #1: "Man, I need some SEC Speed right about now."
SEC Fan #2: "Me too, I need to go dip the family pen in the family ink."
SEC Speed by wpl112781 October 20, 2008
When a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.
Even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!
5 speed by JohnSal April 1, 2009

Beautiful Speed Limit 

When one is driving, sees a visually appealing person of the opposite sex in the lane next to them, and slows down or speeds up in order to catch a better glimpse.
"Dude! Those two girls in the red Taurus! Assume the beautiful speed limit."

high speed backwards 

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.
That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.
high speed backwards by db April 23, 2005