slipknot

1band that is mainly preffered by people who
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.

2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.

slipknot is only good when your mad, otherwise it just makes you mad

by oi July 24, 2003

Findlay slip n'slide

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.

Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.

by Dadismydad January 28, 2008

slip boom bang

When you slip a picture of your junk in with others pretending not to know it's there, and proceed to show all of them to an unsuspecting person you are hitting on while acting like you did not have a clue it was there, and in result they bang you hard.

Dave: So I went to Christie's house yesterday and you wont believe what happened.
Richard: What? Tell me, tell me!
Dave: Dude, I gave her the old slip boom bang, and it worked!

Richard: What the hell is that?

Dave:Well i took a picture of my cock all fluffed up, then i mixed it in with some scenery pictures, and boom when it popped up, I acted unaware that I even knew it was in my camera.

Then I just acted all shy, and ashamed.

Not only did she hop on for a pony ride, but she also licked my wad off her landing strip. I have never seen anything like it. Nor have I had sex like that, it was explosive!
Richard: <WOW> Sounds like she liked what she saw. That Christy sounds like a keeper!

by daganjaguy January 12, 2011

shlip

shlip - shliping - shliped

the onomatopeya of a girl/woman masturbating

the female equivalent of fapping

i love shliping to justin bieber

by la,shlipa March 13, 2011

Tip Slip

The equivalent of a nip slip by girl, for guys with the tip of their penis.

Ben: Bro did you get my snapchat?
Dalton: Yeah, i got your tip slip, faggot

by Bendibear August 27, 2013

slipknot

A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.

It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.

They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.

One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.

If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.

Listen to Tool.

Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag

Me: ...k.

Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?

Me: No, actually.

Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.

Me: *plays a Tool song*

Slipknot Steve: *explodes*

by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER. September 9, 2008

Slipknot Fan

a slipknot fan is a fan of a famous and not mainstream nu metal band composed of nine (sic) mothafuckers from iowa, someone who has an impcible taste in music , a better human being then the last to people with definitions , someone who doesnt give a shit wat u think , also known as a maggot to explain that ill take a quote from slipknot-metal.com "Joey often uses the phrase 'maggot' to call his band mates. The word was then used by Slipknot's fans as a way of referring to each other. It basically means that the fans feed off their music". Its not a demeaning label like most people think it is.

EX:(if u r a slipknot fan u live by this)
"fuck it all,fuck this world
,fuck everything you stand for
,dont belong , dont exist, dont give a shit,
dont ever judge me" that is a slipkot fan
stay (sic) fuckers thats not an insult

by 555maggot666 September 1, 2006