Shimp

v. To post and immediately like your own Facebook status/comments

Nic just shimped his status again.

by Snyz December 18, 2010

Shimpei

A boy with an insanely tiny penis. Usually skinny and a little bitch. Copies other people and takes credit by showing off.

"Hey check out my dick and watch me dance" "Shut up dildo head. You are such a Shimpei!!"

by I'd fuck Rachel January 18, 2009

Going Shrimping

When a man cums in a man or womens anus then uses a straw to suck the cum out.

I was going shrimping last night an it tasted like shit.

by neo420 March 23, 2009

shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.

I am shramping someting feirce today.

by Natalie Wilhelm April 30, 2009

shirmping

is the act of toe sucking. Each toe is a shirmp and the act is therefor called shrimping. A toe sucker can be called a shrimper

The drunken frat boy would often perform shirmping on his other drunken frat brothers

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

Shrimps

What black people call shrimp because they're ignorant.

Hey can I get me some of them shrimps

by Ahorsedick May 16, 2011

shrimping

when gay guys are having anal sex and they cum in the ass then take a straw and suck out the cum.

Andrew and Drake are always shrimping.

by carlinz November 24, 2004