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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.
Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010
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shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)
he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!
by SPG October 23, 2003
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shitty man

A man who assumes everything the wrong way without Knowing all the facts.
I was on the phone with my dad when my husband assumed (being a Shitty man) I had a boyfriend.
by Mickey Martinez May 7, 2018
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shifter

The first pint of beer consumed after a work shift is over, usually sold at a fraction of the price of a regular pint.
Greg: "Hey Bill, can you give me a ride home after we get off work?"
Bill: "Sure, but I want to grab a shifter over at the cantina first."

OR

"Hey guys, the bar across the way is doing shifters again, lets go when we get off work."
by adirondak April 14, 2012
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shitty cookies

You're having anal while eating freshly baked cookies or cookie dough.
Gangster G wanna-be: "Yo, me and my chick last night did some shitty cookies."

Gangster B for real gangster: "For real dog? I bet she be all up in that yummy goodness."

Gangseter G wanna-be:"You know how it be."
by gigglesmagee October 9, 2009
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Down Shift

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out and switch to anal.
After the party last night I totally down shifted on Jenn.
by Ol' Ange January 18, 2010
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