by jackbackattack November 2, 2017
Get the sloppy santamug. A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
Get the Santamug. Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
by Some sadist November 30, 2019
Get the Santamug. by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007
Get the Santa's Chimneymug. The man that slid down your CHIMNEY to break in that one Christmas Eve and ate all your FUCKING COOKIES. He wears red and white. Uses reindeer as slaves, and asks little kids to sit on his lap. Don’t sit on his lap.
by CallaDutyBoi420 October 10, 2018
Get the Santamug. when you're baby Daddy is a fat drunk idiot who only remembers he has kids on Christmas and shows up hammered with Christmas presents that arent evwn age appropriate because he's too drunk to remember how old his kids are now.
So Drunk Santa stumbled in for his annual visit on Christmas with a Tonka Trunk for Noah, whos 17 and a Dora the Explorer backpack for Ashley, who is 16,, 2 bottles of Tito and a crap ton of stanky breath. It was awesome.
by Hula_girlkicksit September 2, 2018
Get the drunk santamug. 1. A physics lawbraker, home invader, stalker, reindeer enslaver, pedophile old man who wears red, white and black colors and lives in a low temperature place located at the north pole of the planet, called by the Terrans, Earth, whose commemorative date was given to him for committing serious crimes in relation to the physics and human rights, becoming the host of what was once the supposed birth of Jesus, in December 25th on the Christian Calendar. He gives gifts to all children, but only to those who celebrate Christmas, which is unfair, and he also lives surrounded by elves who create children's gifts, but receive no salary, being victims of slavery. It enters houses by its chimneys and, in a mysterious way, it enters apartments and houses that do not have chimneys, leaving gifts under the Christmas trees, for the good kids who haven't misbehaved for 364 or 365 in a row, from December 26th to December 24th of the next year. His myths are many and his origin unknown.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
2. A big, fat man with a long beard, wears mostly red cotton clothes, black leather boots, black gloves and a black belt, plus a red hat.
1. Santa Claus is coming to leave gifts because you behaved all year!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
2. Santa Claus is not real.
3. You behaved so badly this year that Santa Claus won't even give you coal!
by Clear Gram December 29, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug.