f'd in the A with a big rubber D

A very great way to say Fucked in the Ass with a Big Rubber Dick.

1.Holy shit dude that girl just got f'd in the A with a big rubber D
2.would u ever get f'd in the A with a big rubber D

by WDT November 9, 2008

Rubber Band Sandwich

What one is confronted with when going down on a woman with large labia.

Murray : Are you into women with big labias?

Josh : I wouldn't say i'm "into" big labias, but if i go down there and find a big rubber band sandwich i'm not gonna kick her out of bed.

by captain jerkoff August 6, 2010

ruben martinez

Some asshat that thinks he's smart af

Ruben Martinez is such an asshat

by Qwertyasdf14728 March 17, 2016

Ruben

An annoying, gay dude that is usually caring and outgoing but can get on your nerves at times. He is not the hottest person you’ll see but he has a great personality if he likes you.

“Ruben is so weird.”

by Ruben’s August 1, 2018

Chucking rubber

To bowl;Bowling

Lets go to the bowling alley and chuck some rubber

by Gern Blintzen March 14, 2003

Ruben

An ugly guy who acts immature and cheats on every girlfriend he has. Particularly his recent ex girlfriend whom he used just to sleep with and then tried going after her friends. He is disgusting, untrustworthy, asinine, and everything you can think of. He deserves to sleep outside with the dog's and to be unloved for he doesn't deserve a girl as good as she was and he deserves to be punished !

S :" Ruben cheated on me..."
V:" Again..?"
S: "Yes and then he dumped me..."
V:"Wow what an asshole !!!! Leave ruben girl, you deserve better."

by Lil_Rosey December 2, 2013

Rubber Bands in the Pants

Rubber Bands in the Pants: V. To wear physical birth control after it has been used once. many rappers do this so that they may have "quickies" in-between songs at shows.

"I got the Rubber Bands that were in 50 Cents Pants, but they were crusty and dry so I had to take care in selling them on eBay."
- Fred, in accounting.

Doug: "Jake, wanna go to my mother's house for supper?"
Jake: "Can't buddy, Ive got Rubber Bands in the Pants."
Doug: "Again?"

by Josh Mil. January 13, 2008