Ruckus Quiltail

A married teacher who flirts with old students through an anonymous mail account.

This mail is inappropriate for a teacher t write. Such a Ruckus Quiltail.

by pars savcı November 20, 2021

Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.

Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!

by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

Busty Rule

When searching anything on Google Images (without safesearch) applying the word "busty" will drastically change the results of the search, usually with gratuitous amounts of pornography and unrelated to the previous search.

Bob: I bet the "Busty Rule" doesn't apply to something like ramen noodles.
Oh shit...

by Busty pikachu October 4, 2010

hunched run

While in a drunken state, staring at the ground while running. Complete turnoff and dead give away to being drunk.

Tits: Why the hell's he running like that.
A-Dawg: He's completely wasted; that's his hunched run.
Tits: Tron.

by G-Stanky October 18, 2011

Essex rush hour

A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.

"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"

by Chairman Mao's alter ego November 2, 2011

Alec Rupert

A wild blue-haired creature living up in the North. This creature is known to rummage through people's garbage in Duboise looking for anything necessary food, pocket knives, etc. This creature was last seen in McDonald's asking for Big Mac's and getting whipped by car keys. It is said that this creature weighs in about 1-2 tons and you can find him usually wandering about the suburbs in Gloverville. This creature usually makes certain calls in the night for example, SMUSH Sm-uUU-SHH. One last thing if you startle this creature it might run or charge you with it's mating call you will end up dying of it's smell or the weight crushing on your body.

Josh: "Hey are we going camping tonight?"
Me: "I don't know man..."
Josh: "Why not?"
Me: "Didn't you see that biography on Alec Rupert on the history channel?"
Josh: "Oh yeah i almost forgot forget that lets play airsoft GUYS!!!"
Me: *sigh*

by JoshewahRupert12345 January 23, 2012