Red Light Express

The phenomenon that occurs when a person is very much in a hurry to arrive at a designated location (I.E. meeting, job interview, date, rendezvouz, etc.) but hits every red light on the way said location, causing him or her to arrive significantly later than expected

Guy #1: "Hey man, I thought you said you were gonig to be here in ten minutes?"

Driver: "I would have been if I didn't hit the Red Light Express all the way over here."

by Always L8 July 11, 2010

red cat fight

A red cat fight is when two chicks, who are on the same menstruation cycle, fling period blood at each other to resolve a feminine dispute.

Dave: "Dude whats that smell? It smells like an abortion in here" Geofrey: "Bro, I know! I think my two room mates just had a red cat fight cause there's blood everywhere.

by Dildo Backpacker April 12, 2011

red haze

"seeing red" getting totally pissed off, annoyed, angry beyond measure

she went red haze and charged after him scratching at his face

by kewlkid2k11 November 27, 2011

Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.

Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.

by Dread Raffles August 2, 2012

Red Dolphin

Someone who is a confirmed homosexual but still refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone already knows

Mark: "Hey dude, Tim's a red dolphin, right?"
Jason: "Yeah dude, he's a red dolphin and he's being a huge dick about it too."
Tim: "Hey guys, you talking about dicks over here?"

by FutaHero December 11, 2016

Red Raspberry

Red Raspberry is the female equivalent of Blue Balls. When the clitoris is left engorged and not properly stimulated.

"Yeah. He got off, but that dude totally left me with a Red Raspberry." She said to her friend.

by Pineapple trombone January 19, 2017

Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.

Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019