2 definitions by Fat Rat n' Crumpets

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

Red-Shift

An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.

Ah shit, I feel light-headed. 4 pills was too many. I think I'm gettin' a red-shift.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019