Gaylord of the Queefs

Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.

OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!

by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011

Oaster Queef

when a man slides an oaster into a womans vaginal regions, and she queefs, sqquirting the oaster on his face.

Tino slid the giant oaster in ashleys vagg, and she oaster queefed it back into his eyes.

by coolkid4738292 March 23, 2011

Reverse Queef

When one passes gas from their anus into a female or male's vagina. Also known as the Evansville windmill.

Hi Johnny would you like to spice things up in our relationship?
-sure Phillis let me do a reverse queef (Evansville Windmill) on you ;)

by cockinyourpussy101401 January 31, 2015

boy queef

FARTING OUT YOUR DICK HOLE

The other day, I had a small toot that seemingly came out of my frontal hemisphere. I do believe I had a boy queef!

by Dawzey July 2, 2014

Queef Queen

Any member of PYMT's 2008 cast of Chicago.

"Oh my queef, I'm going to miss you Queef Queens!"

by Liz Bernice April 4, 2009

queefe noodle

when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.

Dude, that girl just totally queefe noodled in my mouth.

by Kaitlyn and Rebecca September 21, 2007

p-queef

Causing yourself to fart out your urethra

"we p-queef all the time when we use pumps"

by Anders121 September 15, 2005