to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

bobby brown push ups

rough an / or violent sex

to have rought an /or violent sex ( ex. choking,scratching,..ect ) to leave the one you had sex with different type of marks
Man..! joey really did bobby brown push ups on her last night look at those marks on her...!

by B.fantom May 31, 2010

Toosh push tinky tan

the act of pushing your arm up someones or (your own) doup, reeming it so far up the jobby canal that your whole forearm becomes immersed in the fecal flume, caked in there (or your) very own bum mustard leaving you with what looks like sun tan from being out in the sun for too long wearing a t-shirt known as "tinky tan"

Aww for fuck sake!.. I was really wanting a tan today but look its pissin it down!.. RITE!, FUCK IT!. Here min, bend over... WHY?.. because am away to reem your poopchute to give masel fake bake.. why get baked when I can get CAKED!"

toosh push tinky tan jobby canal

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk December 1, 2011

Pushed me under the boss

When a co-worker deliberately snitches on you to the boss without necessity. Basically, bringing something about you to the bosses attention that he/she wouldn't have otherwise noticed EVER without someone else's intervention. Bringing it to the plain sight of the boss. Similar to push me under the bus.

I cannot believe that Pat pushed me under the boss like that! I was going to get to the report later because I still have time!

by Ricky LL June 30, 2009

As far as you can push a coin

A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.

That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)

by Jumper1969 May 1, 2023

Getting your shit pushed in

The phrase "gettin(g)' your shit pushed in" has a dual meaning. The first (and more popularised use) has already been addressed in the other entries.

The other less well known use means to be shot.

Below, Moreno is asking Jake if he has ever been shot.

Extract from the hit film "Training Day"

Getting your shit pushed in ...

Moreno to Jake : "Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question."

by AdrianH March 20, 2013

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand October 3, 2008