Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Poser

1:Someone who cant skate but pretends that they do
2:Caitlyn

Look at that poser!

by JK Powell June 19, 2017

poser

When you are not showing up 8 deep to use the holy maxout

Eman is such a "poser"

by Mr. Zach Tharp aka Dr. Tharpo July 17, 2017

poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017

Poser

A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.

Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.

Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Poser

An intravert seen as an extrovert is posing as an extrovert. Allowing people to see you as or representing yourself as an extrovert when you're not an extrovert is posing rather than being yourself.

There are a lot of characters on tv shows people think of as extroverted people in real life. The same goes for the news and different forms of media, the internet, music. A poser is somebody you think is a certain way naturally based on what you'be seen and heard through a media source.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018