paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.

Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.

by murakka November 10, 2011

plateau

A period of time in which a person is kept very highly sexually aroused, with or without orgasms, the intensity can differ per period of time.

He kept his girl aroused for the whole weekend, he started by stimulating her by flirting, teasing and dirty talk, so she reached plateau. The plateau was prolonged to even a higher level by orgasm after orgasm and never giving her the chance to come down again, finally she was plateau on a very high level, she couldn't think anymore and was only longing for a cock.

by Cerisepommes November 13, 2011

the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

William Paterson University

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.

William Paterson University

by student who transfered around April 15, 2009

plates

Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.

Christ look at the size of his plates (christ look at the size of his feet).

by C Webb May 16, 2006

happy place

A great app for your iPhone/Android that lets you store anything that makes you happy and essentially create your own happy place! Music, photos, videos, quotes or even journal entries - if it make you happy then it goes in your Happy Place.

"I love this picture! It makes me smile every time I see it. I am going to add it to My Happy Place app!"

"This song always puts me in a good mood! I am going to add it to My Happy Place app!"

"This Youtube video always makes me laugh, but I hate having to search for it all the time! Maybe I should just add it to My Happy Place!"

"Wow I had such a great date with this really cool guy I have been seeing! Maybe I should write a journal about it in My Happy Place app! And I'll add a picture of both of us to the entry also!"

"This quote from my Grandma always cracks me up. I should probably add it to My Happy Place app!"

by Really Happy Person January 31, 2014

patella

A fancy name for kneecap

Eddie smashed his patella into little peices, which then cut the skin around his knee to shreads.

by wowieeee January 6, 2005