The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.

Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.

by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005

penguin

Penguins may look cute and cuddly, but they are going to take over the world and the Gnomes are going to help them.

Stock up on the anti penguin guns because they're loose and looking for world domination!

by A Dead Duck And Two Eggs December 12, 2008

Penguin

Ancient Mountainian insult.

Pengiun

by MT. Emperor God Penguin September 1, 2003

pittsburgh penguins

nothing but bankruptcy!

The Penguins have no money

by PuckYou March 29, 2004

Penguin

the sound a broken bone makes, when breakage occurs underwater.. slight accent variations occur between immersion in salt and freshwater, with the emphasis being on the "peng" in saline conditions, and a sharp uplift at the end of the word in freshwater.

"hey jeff i think ill jump off this bridge into that river.." !!PENGUIN!! "AAAHHHH MY LEG!!"

by monkeygoosekins July 15, 2003

Pangus

A word that means foot.

I have athletes pangus.

by Pangus Lover June 3, 2009

Penguin

A evil Artic creature that eats little children and then throws them up and eats them again and laughs. Also are flightless like the man-eating peigons in New York. And sadly cannot swim but has laser eyes. Likes to take long walks on the beach with different hoes each day. Most pimpin bird/carnivore ever.

Flightless penguin, eats children and all small animals, like man-eating peigons

by Sexy Cracker October 30, 2006