Minor Attracted Person/persons

Minor Attracted persons or, MAPs is an umbrella term that includes all minor attracted persons instead of just pedophiles, the full list is, infantophile (someone who is attracted to infants under 5yo), pedophile (someone who is attracted to prepubescent children), hebephile (someone who is attracted to pubescent children), ephebophile (someone who is attracted to post-pubescent children). After that they can be broken down into 2 categories, the first and much better is NOMAP or anti-c's who are against sexual or romantic interaction with children, then the pro-c's these are the rapists.

"I think that David is a MAP" MAP is an acronym for Minor Attracted Person/Persons

by Maybe Communism nah Capitalism January 18, 2018

person

What you call a person that annoys you or makes you very angry when you are lacking a better term or are trying to refrain from using profanity.

He was taunting her endlessly so she finally turned around and yelled, "You PERSON!" and stalked off.

by Lexiandra September 4, 2007

MAP (minor attracted person)

Whitewashed term for a pedophile.

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."

by Pokipann July 12, 2018

person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

by Nicnoc October 12, 2010

Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.

I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.

by superk13 June 23, 2016

fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face

paige kelly is not a fake person

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

white person bbq

A BBQ that only consists of hot dogs and hamburgers

-Hey you going to David's BBQ?
-Are there gonna be oysters there?
-No
-Steak?
-No
-Tri-tip?
-No, its a white person bbq
-Oh

by Calihomie May 30, 2010