Dumb as paint

A.) it is when someone is so dumb that they serve as much of a purpose in life as paint does. B.) also it means to score the same on an IQ test as a jar of paint and since a jar of paint can't take the test neither can you.

My Speech Communications teacher is as Dumb as paint .

by Scott Farrell November 6, 2005

Paintballer

A Massive Wanker who does not understand basic tactical ideoligies, and uses his C02 Powered tube like its a flamethrower.

Daedalus: Hey look, that guys shit at airsoft!

Jai: No he's just a paintballer

by Udderberry1 April 7, 2012

War Paint

To put on war paint one must perform oral sex on a menstruating woman with a tampon inserted. With all the pieces in place, the man removes the tampon from the womans vagina by grabbing the string of the tampon with his teeth. Once he has the tampon firmly clenched in his jaws, the individual proceeds to shake his/her head back and forth from right to left in order to administer the "war paint." (Braveheart style except for the hue of the paint is red instead of blue...hahaha, paint)

It was that time of the month for Jimmy's woman so he decided to go on the offensive and get his war paint on for the time of battle.

by Joel D May 6, 2008

Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk August 14, 2012

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

paintballing

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.

Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.

by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008