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poo tube

The tube between your arsehole and bowel.
Don't mess with my poo tube.
by RJH August 26, 2006
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Poo Wave

1 of 3 successive warnings that your anus gives to your entire body before you either shart or collapse in a puddle of poo.
After eating that XXL bowl of PHO' I had 2 massive poo waves before taking a ginormous crap.
by Micoco September 7, 2007
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Poo Blot

A poo blot is what is seen on the toilet paper after wiping a dirty ass.

Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.

The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.

Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.

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"I had the runniest crap the other day, after I wiped I swear my poo blot looked like a woman crying...wanna see?"

"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
by BlaqueIce January 13, 2008
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poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow
I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow
by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009
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Poo-gi

A portmanteau of the two words "poop" and "vagina"; It describes someone known as a poop-vagina, which is basically, for lack of a better word, a girl who fucked a guy who fucked a guy's butt.

The word describes the transitivity of the poop from the person who "took it" through the medium to the girl who received the "poopy wiener"
Ben: Hey did you hear Jessica was a poo-gi?
Jerry: A what?
Ben: You know, ever since she fucked Adam, she's been a poo-gi.
Jerry: WHAT?!
Ben: Man, don't you ever read urban dictionary? You piss me the fuck off. This friendship is over.
by Gr8 Guy October 1, 2008
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poo shoot

1. Someone who shoots poo
2. Asshole
shit is running down my poo shoot
by poo monger January 21, 2009
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poo puncher

A person who enjoys anal sex
by p00 July 15, 2006
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