by ~~MADI~~ October 16, 2006
Get the p.o mug.PROBATION OFFICER. Just about the coolest job anyone could ever have. They give you a cool badge that got me out of a speeding ticket on more than one occasion. Juvenile Probation is the best, you get to yell at punk ass kids all day long. So what if they threaten to kill us, it's all in good fun! We ride around the city all day and witness junkies sitting on their front steps smoking crack and wangsters smoking weed. People duck away from us when we ride by, like we care if they kill themselves slowly. We don't have to carry a gun, and if the kids run away from us we don't have to chase them. Best of all, everyone thinks you are a law-abiding citizen b/c you are a P.O. What a bunch of dumb-asses.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
P.O. "I am a Probation Officer"..
Officer: "have a good day.."
P.O. "I am a Probation Officer"..
Officer: "have a good day.."
by JDUBB717 December 28, 2005
Get the p.o mug.A creepy guy who likes small children. Often is large, appears to be 40-years-old, balding, and pretends that he's in college.
College student #1: "That dude is making the moves on that girl who appears to be 13."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
College student #2: "Talk about a total P Squared. What a creeper."
by GMU Girly Girl March 5, 2008
Get the P Squared mug.Parking Authority of East Lansing: Vultures who wait until 2 minutes before you get back to your car at an expired meter to give you a ticket, every. goddamn. time.
I owe over 300 dollars to those P.A.C.E. sons of bitches.
Those blood sucking vampires got me again. DAMN YOU P.A.C.E.!
Mother Fucker. P.A.C.E. just got me.
Those blood sucking vampires got me again. DAMN YOU P.A.C.E.!
Mother Fucker. P.A.C.E. just got me.
by P Russ May 14, 2011
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