murphey!

lol, murphey means like idiot!
said like: arrr your a right murppppheeeeey you are hehe!

look at him acting like a stud again, hes showing himself up! the girls are going red from embarassment just through being embraced by him lol, hes a propa murppppheeeey!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphy's Law

When you are just fated to get humiliated,when it is not your fault

Your name gets called out in the School's Auditorium.
Everyone starts laughing.
Turns out your name is Dick.That's Murphy's Law for you.

by Whitteaker17 December 10, 2016

morph

A stupid person

You are such a morph!

by bigbrother May 18, 2004

Murphied

to hook up with an ugly girl at a party and then when your friends ask you say that you didnt or dont remeber hooking up with her. You may also claim that you were too drunk when you actually didnt drink

Rob: didnt you hook up with that girl at the party last night?
James: No man that chick is mad ugly she was all over me but we didnt hook up.
Brian: wait but i heard you did?
James: No man if i did it was cuz i was hammered and i dont remember.
Rob:Dude you totally just Murphied us.

by Kelly Biglin November 27, 2010

Kailey Murphy

A super hot girl that is usually blonde and tan. Is also humorous and very popular.

WARNING: Does not like driving towards turtles!

Did you see Kailey Murphy yesterday she is hot.

by Tommy132 October 11, 2012

morphium

N.; synonymous with morphine. An extremely strong pain-reliever which is commonly used in hospitals for patients with very severe injuries. If overused, tolerance and addiction might develop. English fucks used to use it to get high before the invention of normal, safe drugs like weed.

"Doctor, I need morphium!" "You're not in England, you British fuck, we call it morphine here."

by Lax1334 November 29, 2011