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cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore
1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.
by rattler182 August 1, 2007
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The Monster Goes Rawrr

Acronym: TMGR

An Australian band based in Brisbane. They give off a electro/rock feel. Having been formed mid-2009, TMGR have already supported both 3OH!3 and The Secret Handshake.

Each band member replies to as many tweets and comments as they can. They are loving and wonderful people, especially to their fans.

Maxwell Wiens - vocals
Adam Kremer - lead guitar/vocals
Brendan Dunstan - rhythm guitar/vocals
Alexandria Savva - keyboard/vocals
David Soole - electric drums
Benson Willemse - bass
I see your black dress lying on your mattress - If I Shake It Off Maybe You'll Take It Off, The Monster Goes Rawrr
by SS.DFY.TMGR December 28, 2009
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mississippi swamp monster

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.
I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!
by dismal swamp August 22, 2009
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Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.
Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.
by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009
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Pereda Monster

A person who listens to heavy metal music, loves peter piper pizza, can only eat with the light on, loves to shop, pays for gas regardless the cost, drives Honda vehicles (secretly wants a truck), loves to watch movies, always on time!!!
Pereda Monster enough said....
by Stratovarius March 4, 2010
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yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.
"She had a real roast beef yock monster"
by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012
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load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.
Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"
by Feo2 February 4, 2009
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