peyton manning

Biggest faggot on the face of the earth! he is over-rated in the nfl by like 100...he has the biggest forehead in the league. Peyton is a god damn redneck and his mouth is so crooked its on the side of his face.

"peyton manning calling the play on the line...manning FIRES ONE DOWN TO.....oh what do ya kno..the second biggest fag in the world...MARVIN HARRISON....again.

by legendx05 January 26, 2006

manning

a "manning" is some one who thinks that they are cool but are usually not. they can usually be seen with a skateboard and depsite after 3-4 years havnt really mastered it.

1: look at that ass trying to skate over there!
2: looks like a manning to me!
1: lol what a tool.

by ilovetehkiddies August 25, 2009

Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag

Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!

by bradyrules January 18, 2010

eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.

Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!

by ghosthunter September 29, 2005

Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.

She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.

by Obsydaen December 2, 2016

Morning Cup of Hoe

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

morning music

The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .

Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"

by People Watcher December 12, 2009