Midnight Meat Train

When Cook, JJ, and Peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. All three are to be naked. The member in the back will then shout out "All aboard!" and then thrust his genitals into the man's ass in front of him. This motion should set up a train reaction to where the second man in line has thrust his genitals into the front man's ass. The member in the front will begin to start making sounds much like a train.

"Dude, I could hear Cook, JJ, and Peter last night."
"Yea, they were pulling a midnight meat train."

by hodoggie March 5, 2008

meat shield

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.

I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.

by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003

meatball sub

A meatball sub is when a male places his pubicle sac and/or testicles into a woman's vagina. Preferably done during the menstrual cycle so that some sauce can accompany the meatballs.

John: Hey man, how did your night turn out?

Paul: Pretty good, I ended up giving that chick a meatball sub

John: Nice!!!

by Akostellem December 14, 2009

Megatits Awesome

The absolute pinnacle of the most awesome something can possibly be.

"He just did a backflip through fire onto a bed of nails on top of an elephant. Riding a spaceship with a beard doing loops through a black hole."

"That's megatits awesome. "

"That's what...?"

"..nevermind.."

by PaperPanda October 23, 2011

Megatroid Bitch

Noun: A person without authority who takes out their anger at the failure of their own lives in a loud, and annoying voice.

The T.A. in my Humanities I class went full Megatroid Bitch on me because I was two minutes late to class.

by Bible Magee January 27, 2016

Megatron cock

A cock that can start out incredibly small and turn outrageously big. The ultimate grower not shower.

HER: At first it was so small I almost laughed. But then it just kept growing and growing. You must have a Megatron cock.

by Todd Johnson Sr. August 24, 2017

meat mickey

Vegetarians who haven’t eaten meat for a long time become used to it and their bodies can’t handle meat the same way. So, if, by accident or on purpose, this person eats meat they will, more than likely, become sick, having been given a meat mickey.

a couple at a mexican restaurant:

person #1: i dont feel so good after that vegetarian taco.

person #2: most mexican foods use beans with LARD in them.

person #1: ugh, a meat mickey, damnit...

by jetless May 18, 2006