Mason

A beached whale

Look at that fat person, he is a mason

by Goldfish19381032810 May 14, 2018

Mason

A Fucking Dick Head That No One Fucking Likes God Damnit

Jake is a Mason

by Savage Squad God God October 30, 2018

Mason

Mason is a complete asshole and thinks very highly of himself and cares about nobody but himself

Masons a asshole

by Meanasspeople October 3, 2019

Mason

mason is a type of guy that thinks he's super cool, when he's really not. he thinks his truck looks good... it really doesn't. he says he hates you but in reality you're he's fav. person. also, he's a whore. also he thinks he can play the guitar and he will break your heart in seconds.

snap- dmr212

have you seen mason's truck?
yeah, he thinks it's cool but i don't.

by masonhater123 October 21, 2019

Little Miss Mason

A person who tends to hum and dance in front of the telly to annoy her friends. Has an affinity for kittens, melons and rugby neanderthals. Generally a girly-girl at heart despite having a mean streak and an underlying dark, twisted sense of humour.

Sweet and playful at times though frighteningly violent when intoxicated. When provoked, items hurled at friends include: rotten apple cores, old newspapers and home made fish-finger sandwiches (don't forget the tartar sauce!).

Will you move your butt and stop dancing in front of the TV?! I wanna change channels- stop being such a Little Miss Mason dammit!

by Malibu Stacy November 16, 2004

Mason

Mason is incredibly insecure about the size of his penis, though he is constantly making fun of other guys' sizes, despite lack of evidence. He ridicules others about their crushes though he becomes incredibly defensive when his are brought up. Despite all these traits, Mason is a cool bro and can always find a way to have fun.

Guy 1) Dang he's such a Mason!

Guy 2) Ikr? I have an 8 incher and he called me small!

by Askadefull November 2, 2012

mansonite

another stupid stereotype used by really thick shits

All of you prats who think its fun too take the piss out of everyone who is different too them and people who are supposedly "Mansonite" are people who klisten too marilyn mansosn

by Theknifeinyourheart March 19, 2008